So, I'm filling out a meme (I know, sooo important right? lol)
And I'm lost as to which character to use for it.
So out of these, what sounds like you'd care enough to see a little more? (names are left out, though I think that it's still wretchedly obvious)
A. A metrosexual homophobe who loves to dye his body hair pink during shifts
B. A young man in a kilt that lives with a pink idiot
C. A perverted scrawny old man who loves the taste of young children
D. A young fashionista gold digger with suppressed emotional issues
E. A successful (albeit manipulative) business man who loves to tend to his rose garden when his wife turns psychowhore

Your input will help my headache right now, lol.